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A quant little plain, surrounded by harsh moutains, and next to the oceon. Beyon the moutains lies a large desert. The plain is protected by everything- thre perfect place for a herd of horses. Wrong. At one point, there were nine herds in this plain. Now there is one. The FireHerd. They have wiped out WaveHerd, SpiretHerd, WindHerd, EarthHerd, BloodHerd, OceonHerd, MoutainHerd, and DesertHerd have been wiped out. FireHerd rules them all. Well...almost. FireHerd has quite a few slaves- the remaining of the former Herds. They use these slaves to attract the stalking wolf pack- FireHerd's only enemy. And other various things to, sacrifices, or just entertainment.
But not all of the survivors from the Herds have died. They live alone- each of the seperate. Totally alone. One horse here, two horses here. And some mixed. Most are angry and ready to overthrow FireHerd and put their herds back. Will they?

FireHerd
Leader: Elegance
Second-In-Cammand: Position Opem
Healer: Position open

WolfPack
Leader: Position Open
Second-IN-Cammand: Position open
Healer : Position Open.

FireHerd Slaves: Shadow, Twilight
Lone Horses: Rinoa

Weather:
The plains are covered in snow- grass is hard to find! EAT ANYTHING YOU CAN FIND THAT IS EDBLE!! Most of the water is frozen as well.

Battles:
None at this time.

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